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summonerscode: Exhibit 263 Lux [00:14]: wth we have teemo going top? Mordekaiser [00:22]: i have faith in you teemo Mordekaiser [00:29]: maybe hes a secret pro, give him a chance Teemo [00:35]: alguno abla español Mordekaiser [00:40]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yourwaifusucks: tsundere-dragon: At Madoka Magica fans What the desu did you just fucking desu about Madoka Magica, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus
0w0b: When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like
zeldanoodles: egriz: patto-senpain: flanoirbunny: legendofcosplay: chachipistachis: flanoirbunny: expectation: reality: #any zelda fan will tell you that Link is secretly a gigantic dweeb #this is merely proof of that truer words have never
darkesthorizons: neptuneisforlovers: ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES! My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
phantomdoodler: what secrets does the future hold?
sketchamagowza: secret reading
starexorcist: 0w0b: When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like
itsdeepforhappypeople: stumpxvx: dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+
ALSHMERH HAS MANY SECRETS
phantomdoodler: phantomdoodler: I like how the art for Bravely Default as Ringading being all broody and dramatic like, I don’t doubt that he has some angsty secret and deus ex machina dark past that will be revealed in due course but for the most
benjiecon: unbalancedfox: go away, golbat! it’s a secret!
nltm: themaskednegro: faerill: I really really hope someone on the GB staff plays All Star Battle and they do a Quick Look or even just talk about it on a podcast Watch it turn out that Drew is secretly a huge Jojo fan and knows everything about it.
signorinadallinferno: in a scale of one to tell Cersei you know her secret how bad is your idea
phantomdoodler: I like how the art for Bravely Default as Ringading being all broody and dramatic like, I don’t doubt that he has some angsty secret and deus ex machina dark past that will be revealed in due course but for the most part he’s just
atomickitten10: safare: idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank see you later. (secretly pissed) vs see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust) SOMEONE PUT
tresbellemichelle: blametheleather: everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it #keep your friends close and your secret
officialfrenchtoast: when people ask your opinion about something you secretly obsess about
twerkfinite: secretly-a-dog: weird-bug: i just made this video It gets funnier every time I watch it. I don’t understand it but I like it
itoen: Master, I have something important to discuss with you… it’s a serious situation. One that requires drastic action… According to secret info I’ve acquired, Mister Donut is having a sale where a donut is only 100 yen! If we don’t leave
raviravioli: when you have a friend to share secrets with
cosmicnarwhals: noahmwashburn: IT NEVER ENDS maybe they are going for rei ayanami-type of character and all this is intended, they are all time-space travelling clones made by a secret organization to merge all our souls into one
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon gets drunk and unleashes a secret inner talent as a super fantastic strip dancer
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ecstasysmom: suppermariobroth: Before Youtube, you actually had to pay twelve dollars for this kind of thing. Yeah right like the secret slide star was a HUGE toughie
kitsuneears: no other foxgirl is a better seducer than Ahri ~<3 I’d tell her any secret she wants :3
nltm: secret video game shames i’ve actually never played link’s awakening or the oracle games
phantomdoodler: at least when I get headaches I can tell myself that I have a life changing adventure coming up where I will discover secrets about my past and find out that some supernatural phenomena is causing my migraines
greatsenpai: Every fandom’s got that trash character that everyone makes fun of but secretly everyone’s in love with him
orcasoup: those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them, talk about homosexuality and you feel like a gay secret agent lesbionage
bananayoghurts: valalaraptor: K, so, Victoria’s Secret has a weeaboo in their midst. Victoria’s secret is that she is a weeaboo
thinksquad: Jeffrey Grossman, a Chatham High School graduate, was apprehended by the U.S. Secret Service last Thursday when he successfully climb over the White House fence. He was wearing a Pokemon-themed shirt and hat, and carried a Pikachu doll from
ya-ssui: ya-ssui: Am I the only one who is more excited for secret bases in ORAS than actually playing the game? I don’t think you guys understand just how much I love secret bases.
nevermore117: cerastes: starexorcist: 0w0b: When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like When someone challenges you
kirbyfucker64: “how old are you?” “It’s a secret :3” “aiight so either 12 or 40 got it”
lieutenantstilinski: edenidoigo: whalegod: tell me a secret One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand
batreaux: you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
zinniafucker69: Here’s a secret base filled with level 100 Blisseys that only know Healing Wish! Great for level grinding. [x]
quadrangledreality: shinyrifle: how are kids gonna run after naruto is over The Joestar Secret Technique of course!
o-ri:does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
sirlorence: Must be going for the secret exit.
niksolas: never-be-anything-but-loud: In the Chamber of Secrets, when Dobby first appears in Harry’s bedroom, Dobby tells Harry about how he has heard all about Harry’s greatness. But if he serves the Malfoys and rarely leaves the Manor, who told
ojiisanholic: THAT’S THE SECRET
didyouknowshaning: hocotate-civ: the secret everyone is dying to know I always wanted to know if Peach showered fully dressed in milk.
fadetouched: not-so-secret-nerd: rowanwould: The best explanation I’ve heard so far for why R2 only woke up at the end, is that he actually does start booting up when BB8 first finds him; he just has to get through 10 years worth of updates before
ultradimensionplutia: ihate4kids: marukaitechifkyou: nevermore117: cerastes: starexorcist: 0w0b: When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a
fuckyeahdwarffortress: kaaarst: I figured out how to write down “the secrets of life and death” as an adventurer and turned like a third of my civilization into necromancers by selling them my books. Fortress mode is fun now. #immortal reanimated
ponpekopon: The secret is out.
terriamon: aquagrunt: thx: aquagrunt: Attention straight boys I have a question only you can answer yes? why is my cars check engine light on “Tch, like I would reveal to you the secret of the Uchiha Clan so easily”
tekknoir: ughjeez: me when i gotta help my secretive friends
niuniente: Happy Valentine’s from your Secret Meihem Cupid @macdobleve! :D
floormaster: my secret technique for defeating guardians: don’t
secret-knight: I don’t like where this is going.
tampire:“What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!”
buck-askbox: Middle functioning sociopath protected by the british secret service.
wombuttress: sounddesignerjeans: evil-britney: *takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath* you mean, skin? What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.